"I know what everyone is thinking. That Jeanine Pirro won the People's District Attorney of the People award because she's so beautiful."
"It has nothing to do with that!"
" This award is for her unwavering devotion to justice, her courage and resilience, her integrity and morality, and because she would never allow the Westchester Country District Attorney's Office to be hijacked by a psychotic lesbian."
"Indeed Jeanine Pirro is a very beautiful women, yes she's got that exotic and stunning Arabian look, but that's only a coincidence."